nothing gold can stay

And how about a close-up on that Christmas card …

Ha! High-five, Tesco, for having the chutzpah to even sell those!

(via the UK Sun; via the Daily What)

Click through for the rest of the Morgan Freeman Chain of Command (though aren’t they missing Kiss the Girls and some other crappy movies in there?).

(via Buzzfeed)

thedailywhat:

Reimagination of the Day: Live-action “Old country”-style reimagining of The Simpsons’ classic title sequence for Estonia’s TV3.

Suck it, Sky1.

[via.]

I am beyond impressed by this. Estonia FTW!

thedailywhat:

Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The Hell Out Of This of the Day: UC Berkeley’s Noteworthy perform Lady Gaga’s “Poker Face” at the 9th Annual West Coast A Cappella Showcase.

If they didn’t win there is no God.

[via.]

As much as I despise Lady Gaga, I’m posting this because it’s an amazing performance by a real-life glee club. And we all know I’m obsessed with Glee.

thedailywhat:

Look At This Fucking Dog Video of the Day: Roxy, a two-year-old Thai Ridgeback mix, performs a set of impressive Parkour tricks.

Hardcore puppy Parkour!

[via.]

Mind-blowingly amazing coordination at 1:40. You have to see it to believe it!

News flash: Granny dances better than I do. For shame!

(via YesButNoButYes)

thedailywhat:

Buy This: Pac-Man Ring Series from Etsy seller Rachel Pfeffer.

Sterling silver Pac-Man with black onyx cabochons for pac-dots. Sized-to-fit.

[via.]

WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA.

What’s the difference between an SUV and a golf ball? Tiger woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards.

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—	First comment on the thread: “Tiger Woods has a lot of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.” Reddit’s funny today!

starrystairs:

River: Also, I can kill you with my brain.

Firefly, 1x11 Trash

BEST. LINE. EVER.

thedailywhat:

Unintentional Rainbow of the Day: Please remember to take all your personal unicorns with you when exiting the train.

[via.]

Red line train, is that you?! I miss you!

thedailywhat:

Superpoop.

Sneaky fucking Russians.

Yours truly is taking off today (and the rest of the week) for an extended Thanksgiving break—I’ll be back on Monday. Make sure to eat lots of turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes and other delicious things! I’ll be knocking out another 5K race and then doing exactly the same. Happy Thanksgiving!